Is it normal to put a tampon up your ass when you have diarrhea?

So last time I had diarrhea I had a thought. I'm thinking that in the future, I'm going to try putting a tampon up my ass, so that way it will absorb all my liquidy poop. That way I won't need a wipe as much, and it won't be so messy in the toilet bowl. Will that work? Is this normal?

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Comments ( 17 )
  • Bipolarjetlag

    I will send some Angels and pray for you 😇🕯

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  • Ogod

    Won't work and could make u v sick

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  • brookelexx

    when you have diarrhea your body is trying to get rid of something you injested before it even digests it. you need to let it out!

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  • NashamaTheWeird

    I don't think this would work. When you have diarrhea you need to let it all out.

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  • GenderConfused

    Not a good idea. I think it would swell up too much and you may have trouble getting it out if the cord snaps.

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  • ZooFreak

    I would like to see you try to pull that out of your ass!

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  • SmokeEverything

    Scientific questions like this sometimes require you to test your own theory

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  • bluetooth

    Would love to see that..
    Worst case it will be diehhrea projectile.

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  • pendletonGibbs

    Try stabbing your asshole with a letter opener.

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  • MrDexter

    I mean that's horribly creative and it might work. However an anus is much tighter then a vagina. So it might be harder to yank out of your bum. This idea made me chuckle. If your digestion is really that bad I'd recommend consulting a doctor.

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  • bogbrush

    How have I lived such a long life without knowing that vital piece of information.

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  • yumri

    xfg63 how big do you think the anus on a person who doesn't do gaping anal is?
    2 liter soda bottle will be crushed under the pressure when he/she stands up or moves at all like breathing

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  • Nickvey

    if that had any use the fucktard at tampon and tampon would have already had a mens and women's version on TV with blue water showing us how many six packs of beer it could absorb. you voted Hillary , i can tell.

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  • CozmoWank

    Will you send in a dwarf to retrieve it?

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    You better be fine with having to fish it out. You can't flush it.

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  • RamenNoodlemaster#5

    but you won't be able to flush it down, it would be more inconvenient to have to throw it away then quickly change the garbage. Try some pepto bismo.

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  • xfg63

    Way too much liquid for a tampon to absorb... try a 2 liter soda bottle and poke holes near the top so the air can be displaced.

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