Is it normal to punch the bed and display my masculinity before sex?

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Before having sex with my girlfriend I like to have her lay perfectly still on her pillow while I punch the mattress on both the right and left side of her head with my full power. I always punch as hard as I can just a few inches away from her head, as a way of showing how trustworthy I can be, and letting her know that she should listen to me or else she could get seriously injured. I also rip off my shirt and pound my chest like a gorilla.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago | pl

    Sounds more like an insecure child than an adult, to me.

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    Before I even read that last line I was thinking, "what are you, a gorilla?".... It's not normal to be a gorilla unless you are, in fact, a gorilla. But if she likes it, keep at it, you animal.

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Gorillas have very small penises.

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      • wistfulmaiden
        9 years ago

        Are they retractable?
        This comment, lmao.

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          I don't know. I suppose they probably have foreskin.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Hasn't the bed suffered enough?

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    9 years ago

    Thats some wannabe king kong shit right there

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  • ThatLeoChick
    9 years ago

    Sounds hot.

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  • chole
    9 years ago

    djpatties?

    I thought we talked about this in the chat room.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I didn't write this.

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      • BobbyTheBear
        9 years ago

        Dude i was in the chat too... We already told you its normal.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          I haven't come close to hitting her, gone through a bunch of nice shirts though.

          *rips shirt off and starts pounding chest*

          THIS IS MY BED !

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          • chole
            9 years ago

            Correction:

            *Rips shirt off and starts rubbing man boobs*

            MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

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          • BobbyTheBear
            9 years ago

            Real primates shit on what they consider theirs. I've gone through many bed sheets livin this lifestyle.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    Your girlfriend is lucky.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Not really, like rose said^^^^ gorillas have the smallest penis out of all the primates.

      That my all the fine gorilla hunnies wanna piece of the shug. Humans have the largest dick of all the primates.

      But if u really want a huge dick do find a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, cause turtle dick so big they can probably Touch there chin with it

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      • RainbowDischarge
        9 years ago

        That was such a long comment about penises. I love it.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          Then enjoy

          http://youtu.be/aqW5upASa-8

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          • RainbowDischarge
            9 years ago

            LMFAO. YAS. THANK YOU, SIR.

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  • HalfInsaneFemale
    7 years ago

    THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS
    but no its not bloody well normal

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  • WonderGuy0103
    9 years ago

    Take it easy King Kong

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  • Mr-Myrtos
    9 years ago

    Were I come from guys doing things like that is coz they have nothing in between legs. So girls complain.

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    • HalfInsaneFemale
      7 years ago

      where the hell do you come from, San Francisco?

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