Is it normal to pretend you're from the future to convince a girl to have sex

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I first put a wedding ring on my ring finger, started to grow a beard and had loads of sun beds. I avoided contact with the girl for one month. After a month I had a massive beard and I removed the ring from my finger so I had a very distinct tan line where the ring was. I then proceeded to break into the girls house (don't worry I know her). I then took of all my clothes and laid down on her bedroom floor pretending I was injured. When she entered the room she was shocked and tried to help me up and attend to my 'injuries'. She then asked me what happened?? I pretended I didn't know and acted really confused and disorientated, then I asked her 'what is the date?'. She replied July 17th. I then said "What year?"

I acted confused for a while then said - 'it worked!'
She replied: 'What worked?'

I then stated this to her:
'Rachel , I am from the future'
I raised my left hand to my face to look as if I was in deep thought and so she could see the tan line mark from the ring. (To show I am from the future and have been married)
I then told her that in the future we are married and there is a terminator-like war with machines and I have come back in time to impregnate her to conceive a future leader of the human army to save the world.

Because of my beard, tanned skin and ring tan line she believed me and we had sex. After I left, I shaved my beard and covered up the ring tan line with fake tan and pretended as if nothing has happened.

IIN to do this?? I feel guilty now

Can you please tell us the WHOLE story? I'm interested!

This actually happened on an episode of how I met your mother, but not exactly. Hmmm I think its fake.

Sounds like he regurgitated something based off the first terminator. Lol

I thought it would be more original, but whatever floats the boat, I guess...

Not very creative, it's like outa a movie.
But seriously, u screwed her over.

She seriously believed u? Shit!!!

Hahahaha i would love to hear what you actually told her man.

Why feel guily? Shes obviously a dumb bitch or felt bad for u

You are a fucking loser to have to trick a girl into having sex with you.

You sound like an awesome person / did you fake tan your dick and or balls also ? Start taking acid or crack or both !

Has no one hear heard of The Terminator series?

She must have been desperate.

She was a DUMB BITCH. wow.

Why would it make a difference when u were from? U could have atleast made a good alter ego, like a secret agent or porn star

If a woman believed you were from the future then shes a dumb bitch, or you slept with a "special" girl. What you need to do is get a fucking life and quit trolling for attention cause you sure won't make any friends here.