No thanks, I don't want to be a broken down old man needing someone else to wipe my ass. I'll take the Smith & Wesson .44 magnum retirement plan instead. 🤠
Then they have you committed and so goes the plan. Notification and farewell is probably best with a time delayed email (yeah there’s an app for that). The authorities could even be copied to insure there is no blame and a timely visit from the coroner.
I think it is a plan that a lot of people contemplate. The issue I imagine is that they become scared, physically too frail or just leave it too late to execute (yeah I know) said plan & mother nature takes it's long, drawn out course instead.
Agreed. Most everyone is headed for a morphine overdose administered by those angels of hospice. Unless of course you're Barbara Bush, reject end-of life care, pour yourself a nice tall bourbon, and fall gently into the big sleep.
IIN to prefer to be nursing when old?
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No thanks, I don't want to be a broken down old man needing someone else to wipe my ass. I'll take the Smith & Wesson .44 magnum retirement plan instead. 🤠
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I'm with you on this one. I will take the bottle of gin, the fistful of benzos & a nice lie down plan.
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Someone has to clean up the mess afterwards, so floating off on a cloud is much more considerate than the gun approach.
Just make arrangements for someone who won't be scarred for life to find you no more than a day after you've shuffled off.
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The plan is to inform everyone before doing so. As you say no surprises & you get to say goodbye to everyone.
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Then they have you committed and so goes the plan. Notification and farewell is probably best with a time delayed email (yeah there’s an app for that). The authorities could even be copied to insure there is no blame and a timely visit from the coroner.
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I think it is a plan that a lot of people contemplate. The issue I imagine is that they become scared, physically too frail or just leave it too late to execute (yeah I know) said plan & mother nature takes it's long, drawn out course instead.
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Agreed. Most everyone is headed for a morphine overdose administered by those angels of hospice. Unless of course you're Barbara Bush, reject end-of life care, pour yourself a nice tall bourbon, and fall gently into the big sleep.