Is it normal to prefer diahrea to normal poop?

That's not good for your colon, or your butthole. These unhealthy practices will catch up with you when you hit middle age, or possibly even sometime in your thirties.

Hilarious. My catch phrase is "haven't taken a solid shit in years"

Suit yourself I guess. Thats not how diarrhea happens to a lot of people tho. Most people have to go repeatedly throughout the day.

Well it does flow hard and fast with little bowel strain, but the time you save pushing is lost with the much longer and more involved cleanup effort.

I like having those clean or "immaculate" shits as my room mate calls them.
Those are the ones where there is no trace of shit on the toilet paper and everything feels clean.

Sharting out diarrhea like a hose spraying out a chunky milkshake does feel REALLY good. Relieving my body of the sickness and nausea feels amazing.

However, there are too many drawbacks to having it. For one, it could be a disaster having it in public, cause when the need hits I have to be on the toilet in seconds.

And at home, it's too loud and smells too bad. I live with people, so I can't enjoy my diarrhea without feeling self-consciousness, ya know.

When my diet has been crap for a few days, and I see my poo start getting real soft, I know it's time to get back on track. It's like that orange juice company says, "Put good in, get good out."

Well shit you’ve got a point.

Having diarrhea is awesome honestly. I'm completely with you