Is it normal to play with your poo?

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I like to pretend they’re alien spaceships and fly them around the house, making sound effects while tidying up the house with an imaginary tractor beam (I use my left hand to pick up clothing, put dishes away, etc.)

When I’m done with play time I make the spaceship crash or fall apart then get sucked into the ‘white hole’ (the toilet). It’s really fun, anyone else play with their poo?

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  • jethro
    4 years ago

    Instead of crashing the spaceship into the white hole, pretend that you are Godzilla and eat the spaceship.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      that’s unsanitary.

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    • EnglishLad
      4 years ago

      I love this answer. OP is polluting the gene pool.

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  • SmokeEverything
    4 years ago

    I like to poop in a bag and cut the corner off so I Can write on public restroom walls like a cake decorator

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      great idea... too bad my poops aren’t soft enough for that.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Everyone does this. It's normal

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      that’s what I thought... I was worried there was something wrong with me.

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  • SomewhereNorth
    4 years ago

    I'm sorry, but no. It's not normal. I see enough shit everyday to last me more than a century.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    You know this guy competed in the Special Olympics.

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    • BleedingPain
      4 years ago

      what did he win? Bronze for the shittiest turd?

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      • leggs91200
        4 years ago

        His turd ship won an award for orbiting Uranus.

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  • CozmoWank
    4 years ago

    No.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago

    Ew

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    I mean sexually yeah maybe, but this shit is fucking stupid as shit. Pun intended.

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago

      No please god tell me you don’t have a fetish for
      literal s h i t

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        See response to fromthesouthweirdman

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago

          Please tell me your country doesn’t let you vote.

          I literally wash my hands dozens of times a day and wash everything else 2 or 3 times and you weirdos just go around with your shit covered hands and touch public doorknobs and-

          AHHHH I’m going back to wearing latex gloves everywhere again

          Holy fuck and I just remembered you’re a big gym hound. I want to set myself on fire

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            I don't ever touch the actual shit lol. And I haven't voted yet but I will this year, for trump of course. And I'll have you know that after a kinky sesh, I take a thorough shower and clean all my nooks and crannies as well as all my toys.

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
      4 years ago

      Wait you are another with a scat fetish? Its like 80% of everyone on here

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      • SomewhereNorth
        4 years ago

        Jesus Fuck.. Lmao.

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      • MissWolf
        4 years ago

        What? 80%? O_o

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
          4 years ago

          Yeah man

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Define scat fetish? I get sexually aroused by shitting myself and watching women shit themselves, particularly when bound(only seen in porn so far)

        But eating it, playing with it or shitting on/being shit on has no appeal to me.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
          4 years ago

          Im not gonna label you a scat fetishist but thats a turn off for me. Anything to do witb poop makes my dick go limp. Anal is kind of related to poop tho and I like that but you usually dont run into poopa unless you're being careless

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Yeah I don't consider it a scat fetish but if you do, I would understand at least.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    One time my friend pooped in this dudes orang juice and the dude unknowingly drank it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      your friends are both retarded

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
        4 years ago

        Both? I only mentioned one retard.

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