Is it normal to pee on plants?

I have a plant that I have peed on many a time and it seems very happy about it!

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Based on 16 votes (5 yes)
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  • megadriver

    Ammonia kills plants.

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    • Gabloo

      That’s what I was thinking

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    • LloydAsher

      Only with repeated doses.

      Urine is actually a very good fertilizer, just that fertilizer kills when too much is added.

      My gauge is urinate on the plant maybe once every two months. That's only if the plant also intakes a decent amount of water.

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      • Gabloo

        I’m pretty sure they were inferring that they keep peeing on the plant

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  • Gabloo

    I’m so confused right now. What made you want to pee on the plant?

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  • nopurpose

    In case someone would do it at my place, I'd like to throw them out the window. Good there's no such asshole in my life

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    my dingo is on iin

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  • Somenormie

    I call degenerate!

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    • LloydAsher

      Why?

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  • Boojum

    Urine has a lot of nitrogen, which promotes plant growth. It also contains some phosphorus and potassium, which are the other two main minerals plants require. So urinating on the soil around plants should - generally speaking - be beneficial to them.

    However, some plants are sensitive to high-nitrogen fertiliser, so your mileage my vary. Also, it would probably be best to avoid urinating on plants when you're not well-hydrated, since that increases the concentration of all the dissolved mineral salts in urine.

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  • Cliche1234

    Go ahead. It must've enjoyed being showered by your bubbly piss.

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  • litelander8

    I need to know if it’s edible before I vote.

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    • LloydAsher

      <Not the OP> Stock houseplant. Not edible.

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