Is it normal to not have "country gravy"? wtf

So i was hanging with a friend down in his basement (he owns a barber shop upstairs and resides downstairs) anywho, we were having our ritualistic conversation on our sexual escapades and he started talking about a girl I knew (unfortunately) and got all hot and bothered describing every detail and then...mentions "I stuck my hand down her pants and knew she was ready to go cause it was like warm country gravy" i stopped him because...

Don't get me wrong, I actually didn't WANT to know, but I felt like I NEEDED clarification?

So I inquired "isn't country gravy the one that's white & chunky with pepper n stuff?" And he's like "yeah" so my reply ended up being "are you saying hers looked like that, or are you saying it was just a warm "goo" one might say?"
And he said it looked like country gravy but just smelled a bit bitter.

I gotta say, maybe it's because I'm a germaphobe, but i flew off that couch and then he told me ALL girls lubricant looks like that and I'm like uhhh mine doesn't and it doesn't smell bitter either and then it got awkward and he even called her which i didn't wanna hear that convo so i left.

So..uh..
is it normal to be rocking country gravy or is it normal to just have a clear, mainly watery natural lubricant?

Gawd damn i hope country gravy ain't normal...mine doesn't even really have a smell tbh unless it's end of the day, mid-summer after exercise and still, it's not really a bad scent, just more of a "sweaty and need to rinse off" type of thing.

Before any "Gravys" start going off on your fellow woman listen here! Ik, being a woman myself that having indoor plumbing can make keeping your treasure chest a lil less than fresh, but I'm pinpointing the focus mainly on the smell, the consistency (chunky, think when you put some water on your toothpaste) and maybe he's not dead on, when it comes to the peppery specks, maybe he's just referencing the color and texture, but that's enough to make me concerned for these ladies.
Or maybe simply I am the odd one out, and have to start realizing that before it could turn into something embarrassing later on who knows..

I'm not bashing, I've just never heard of this before, this dude gets around too (which could be part of it 😆) but he says this is the norm.

Chunky?...white?...pepper specks...
No... :/