Okay. I got it. You're his fuck buddy. Getting pissed because you think I'm after your man-bitch, eh? Well relax there twinkle toes. I'm totally hetero. I just bust his balls because he pissed me off once. This will all wear off soon. By the way, Ratman is dead. Went to that cyber world in the sky. Please don't cry. I know you miss him so much. So tell your sweet'ums he can come out now. I won't hurt him, I promise. No need to run to you for protection. By the way, let me guess: you're the top and he's the bottom, right? Figures.
Wow, I have a fuck buddy? Here I was, after spending most of the past 4 years laying in bed with a fucked back, thinking that my only joy henceforth will be given curtesy of my hand. All along all I needed to was come here and after a week or so I get allocated a fuck buddy?
THIS SITE IS AWESOME!
Even better - consideration has been made for my physical condition, and I'm actually EXPECTED to be on the bottom!
NOT ONLY am I going to immediately re-subscribe for Gold membership, I'm also going to start going to church for the first time in 40 years, because this is absolutely conclusive proof that God exists - he heard my prayers!
So, do I need to send Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously my details, you know, address and stuff, or have you already taken care of it? When does she start coming over? Will it be tonight (I kind of hope not because I need to shower and change the bed sheets and tidy the house and stuff)?
Bright future for you at Children's birthday parties and bake sales. That whole top bottom thing is hilarious. You're like a rapper running his mouth on acid. Some may say it's garble but hey?! I'm a fan!
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Okay. I got it. You're his fuck buddy. Getting pissed because you think I'm after your man-bitch, eh? Well relax there twinkle toes. I'm totally hetero. I just bust his balls because he pissed me off once. This will all wear off soon. By the way, Ratman is dead. Went to that cyber world in the sky. Please don't cry. I know you miss him so much. So tell your sweet'ums he can come out now. I won't hurt him, I promise. No need to run to you for protection. By the way, let me guess: you're the top and he's the bottom, right? Figures.
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Wow, I have a fuck buddy? Here I was, after spending most of the past 4 years laying in bed with a fucked back, thinking that my only joy henceforth will be given curtesy of my hand. All along all I needed to was come here and after a week or so I get allocated a fuck buddy?
THIS SITE IS AWESOME!
Even better - consideration has been made for my physical condition, and I'm actually EXPECTED to be on the bottom!
NOT ONLY am I going to immediately re-subscribe for Gold membership, I'm also going to start going to church for the first time in 40 years, because this is absolutely conclusive proof that God exists - he heard my prayers!
So, do I need to send Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously my details, you know, address and stuff, or have you already taken care of it? When does she start coming over? Will it be tonight (I kind of hope not because I need to shower and change the bed sheets and tidy the house and stuff)?
I am SOOOO excited!
Bright future for you at Children's birthday parties and bake sales. That whole top bottom thing is hilarious. You're like a rapper running his mouth on acid. Some may say it's garble but hey?! I'm a fan!
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Hey sweety! Wow, this was that surprise you were talking about? You are such an awesome person!
I know, it's only pity sex, but I'll take it!
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I don't think you even read the kitchen whiteboard sometimes.
Pity sex was moved to Wednesday mornings.
Monday nights are flip for dominance. Coin on the dresser - beside the cuffs.
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You do the Dom/Sub thing too? Careful, I may get emotionally attached!
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See. I was right. Been fun, kids. I'm outta here.