Is it normal to listen to porn while i study?

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Horny college student here, who likes to listen to porn while he studies. My smart virgin ass never gets anything real but for sime reason the moaning and slapping of skin in porn is like a motivational speech to me. I listen to it on the regualar, more than music. Probably 4 or 5 hours a day. I'm not the only one right? Surly the world's great minds didn't have time for sex cause they had to study so this was what they did.

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palehorse

4 years ago | pl

You'll regret this after you develop a fetish for academia and get random boners while trying to give a PowerPoint presentation.

Source: My cousin.

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- NoLifer
  
  4 years ago
  
  Lol
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I don't get boners just from listening, I'm to used to it and I always play the same couple of videos.
  
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FromTheSouthWeirdMan

4 years ago

I hate fake moaning

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- raisinbran
  
  4 years ago
  
  Porn is best on mute.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    Get the fuck outta here! Some porn does sound fake, but do you even have pornhub premium? Some porn is better than others! You probably don't even watch porn you just want to be contrary to me.
    
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    - FromTheSouthWeirdMan
      
      4 years ago
      
      I like amateur porn more too
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Its not fake or at least doesn't sound like it in the videos I watch. This isn't just any old first recommendation that comes up on pornhub, this is premium selected porn that perfectly suites my style!
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yes it is fake. Those hoes get their pussies pounded numb. It's never gonna feel that good if done that much.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      *or at least doesn't sound like it
      
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DeadRatKing

4 years ago

Not going to lie, it's pretty weird. If you're listening to it on headphones when you're not in your room, that's one thing. But if you're listening to it on headphones when you're out and about, that could be risky. Because at some point, the headphones could get disconnected accidentally and it'd start playing and people around will hear it.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I wouldn't care if that happend, it be funny if anything. My secret stratagey would be out!
  
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  - NoLifer
    
    4 years ago
    
    Find a cure chick that digs nerds. They are out there trust me.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      I might try if this gets boring, but right now my life and grades are A+'s.
      
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Jimbo24

4 years ago

Getting sexually aroused helps me work sometimes too. "Helps" in the sense that it motivates me to get on with the grind. Actually, the motivation from it isn't so much to work as it is to make money. Because if rap videos taught us anything, it's that money and hoes go hand in hand, as one buys the other. And without the latters, why chase the former? And without the former, why get out of bed and be productive to begin with? It's not like you risk starvation with food stamps and the like.

So in conclusion: Hoes = Life. So yes, it makes perfect sense that you listen to them moaning while you get on with your life.

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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Lol, the rest of your comment makes zero sense, but the first sentence I agree with. I watch porn before lifting weights and that helps.
  
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  - Jimbo24
    
    4 years ago
    
    Who's in those porn videos? Whores. And why do men bother to study and try to get ahead in life? Whores too! Therefore, with porn, he's just reminding himself why he's doing all that boring studying he's doing, which helps keep him going. It makes perfect sense.
    
    The lifting weight thing, I think it's because when you're turned on, your testosterone levels rise, and so it gives you greater drive for the workout and just greater drive in general.
    
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    - Doesnormalmatter
      
      4 years ago
      
      The science is interesting, but there is some. Test goes up and a few other hormones that lifting increases as well like adrenaline so there is likely a compounding benefit. It also increases heart rate and mental sharpness which helps me get in the zone. There is also some placebo no doubt, but the placebo effect is still an effect!
      
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Boom, chicka-chicka, Boom-Boom!

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- RoseIsabella
  
  4 years ago
  
  I thought it was, "boom chicka wa wa".
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    You know, I think you’re right.
    Substitute “wa-wa” for “boom-boom”.
    Thanks RoseIsabella
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      4 years ago
      
      Thanks!
      
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    CAN SOMEONE ADRESS THE POST PLEASE!!!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Thats not terribly relavant to the post sir, would you like to try again? Is it normal to listen to porn while I study?
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    Sorry. I was listening to porn as I typed it.
    
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SwickDinging

4 years ago

Sounds distracting to me. But if it works for you then whatever.

I'm not sure it's normal but I doubt people who do this would admit to it so... I don't know.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Don't knock it till you've tried it! It motivates me so good. I attribute a decent chunk of my academic sucess to pornhub premium!
  
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  - SwickDinging
    
    4 years ago
    
    A lot of porn sounds fake and silly to me, so I'm not sure that it would motivate me.
    
    But if it works for you then cool. Studying long hours over the course of a few years is hard, just do whatever you have to do to focus.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      I didn't think I would like it when I started either. But I hate like all music and have a ton of shit to do that gets boring and I was horny so i gave it a go. Took some time to find the right videos as well. I like them with consistent, almost rythmic moans and skin slapping.
      
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- Jimbo24
  
  4 years ago
  
  I wouldn't do it, but only because I prefer to work in silence.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    This is better! Its like untimate focus mode!
    
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

I voted not normal, but that doesn't really matter. Whatever helps you study.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Well thanks for accepting who I really am *sniff sniff*, but I am still convinced that this is normal. How else would the masterminds of the world have any sexual stimulus? Do you know how busy those people are?
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Yea... That's the reason they can't get layed... no time...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Its hard being so dedicated in school okay! Ladies expect commitment and you to spend time with them and shit like that. I wanna keep my grades this good! Why not listen to porn and kill both birds with one stone?
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    college chicks don't want commitment, lol. They want fun.. Nothing wrong with listening ton porn bud
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      My expirience disputes your conjecture.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        4 years ago
        
        conjecture? It's not conjecture! I'm talking of life experience guy. I'm probably over 10 years your age.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        And that may be the issue, college nowadays is different. All this rspe culture typa shit got women be more careful than they used to be.
        
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Well...some people like to have the TV on in the background. Some people put on music, and others need complete silence. You're the first I've ever heard who needs porn to study, but whatever works, I suppose.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I know different people like different things, but am I really the first one who likes porn? Surprising! Aren't more people studious and horny like myself? People just won't admit it I'm pretty sure.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    Not many people would be willing to admit it, yeah.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      I knew it! Everyone smart does this I bet.
      
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      - curious-bunny
        
        4 years ago
        
        So are you just stupid or moronic?
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        Option C : ingenious
        
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LloydAsher

4 years ago

Hahahahahahahah. I can only imagine what would happen if someone disconnected your headphones if you were studying in the library. Blasting full blown porn in front of everyone.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
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  That would be sexy! It like what happens in voyerism porn except its not your fault.
  
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