Is it normal to list your genetic mutations on here?

-I literally have the following:

-widow's peak

-sharp eye teeth

-duane's syndrome(can be mistaken as "lazy eye" but it definitely isn't.)

-2 hitchhiker's thumbs (my mom had only 1)

-my ring fingers are both longer than my index finger's (can suggest being competitive in most people.)

-the patience of a cat, at least according to my mom, who isn't around anymore :/

-i like smoking weed but i've never grown it before

-i know a former meth head who once caught some rando stealing huge koi fish out of a pond in front of a pond lol

-one of my former bffs squashed a rollie pollie in front of me once and then i started beating her up with my back pack lol