If you go to a bar, as soon as you walk in the door he'll smell the unmistakable mélange of cheap whiskey, rancid bar nuts and wasted lives radiating off you. If you go out for a hook-up, you know perfectly well what he's going to smell as soon as you walk in: the stench of counterfeit Chinese perfume, latex and the overpowering reek of the meth you had to smoke in order to convince yourself that your "date" was hot.
IIN To Lie To Your Dog About Where You Go When You Leave?
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Lying to your dog about where you go is stupid.
If you go to a bar, as soon as you walk in the door he'll smell the unmistakable mélange of cheap whiskey, rancid bar nuts and wasted lives radiating off you. If you go out for a hook-up, you know perfectly well what he's going to smell as soon as you walk in: the stench of counterfeit Chinese perfume, latex and the overpowering reek of the meth you had to smoke in order to convince yourself that your "date" was hot.
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Stop stalking me!
Very true. Plus they do have sense of time. Most creatures do including rats and goldfish.
Pure gold, man. LOL