Is it normal to know/use a lot of simpsons quotes? plus share your favs!

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I've been watching the show since around 1993, so 20 years now. Some of the classic episodes I've seen literally dozens of times, to the point of knowing dialogue near verbatim.

Anyway, there's a Simpsons quote for almost every occasion in life! Share the best you got!

Marge: A free sample of Lemon Time?
Homer: Oooh, give it here! *chugs it down*
Marge: Homer, that's dishwashing liquid!
Homer: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    10 years ago | pl

    Bart: you're gay for moleman. Lisa: no you're gay for moleman. Moleman looking sad in the background: nobody's gay for moleman :(. Favorite simpsons line

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  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago | pl

    "Tastes like burning."

    "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

    -Ralph Wiggum

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  • imadragon
    10 years ago | pl

    "Education's bollocks, bollocks!
    America is bollocks, bollocks!
    Politeness is bollocks, bollocks!
    Bollocks! Bollocks!!"

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago | pl

    Is there a Hugh Jass
    I'm Hugh Jass

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  • NotSoMuch
    10 years ago | pl

    I once knew a guy who quoted the Simpsons all the time.
    He was pretty annoying.

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  • KaffeInjection
    10 years ago | pl

    Simpsons sucks.

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago | pl

    "Eat my shorts"

    Cliche, I know.

    "Doope"

    The classic Simpson episodes were the best, but the new ones are quite terrible in my opinion. The humor has changed so much and I don't relate with a lot of it anymore.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago | pl

      Imma swing my fist in the air like this, if u fill that air that's ur own fault

      Well imma kick my feet in the air like this, if u fill that air that's ur own fault

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago | pl

    Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!

    Homer: He was a Zombie?

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  • braintrip
    10 years ago | pl

    i say giggy giggy alot from family guy, i really dont like the simsons, it gets old.

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago | pl

      Giggity

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      10 years ago | pl

      And family guy doesn't? don't get me wrong I used to love it but it's running out of steam. You know it's bad when somewhow James Woods and a giant chicken fight somehow become unfunny due to over use

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