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Though I consider myself heterosexual, I sometimes like to speculate on what my taste in men would be like if I were a woman. I've concluded that guys who listen to Dream Theater, wear fingerless gloves, trench-coats, or fedoras for reasons of fashion, hang out too much on reddit, and consider Ayn Rand to be their favorite author would not get to knock boots with me. is it normal that I enjoy doing this?
I am a girl, but I do the same thing as you. I'm not a lesbian (though I wouldn't mind doing stuff with a girl) but I often acknowledge the beauty or hotness of a girl and think to myself that if I were to try something with a girl, it could be her. Also, I have a tendency to judge girls for acting stupid, immature, slutty and all. Sometimes it's a little jealousy (I can't help it), but most of all, I have a misogynistic side and I think to myself that if I were a dude, I would be a real Barney Stinson and screw over so many of them just for fun. I'm evil...
They wouldn't knock boots with me, either, whatever that means. Also, I'd become a citizen of a country that bears arms, bear some arms, shoot them in the face, and get off with it because I'm charming and of a country that can kill people and get away with it, pretending it's now legal to do so.
Ayn Rand would turn up at the hearing, naturally, and I'd be all like "I'm sorry, Ayn Rand, but this is my extended metaphor and while I may wish you well, you died about thirty years ago and also your objectivism is repugnant and is the only reason I killed you in this weird piece in which I become a different nationality and kill someone for the sake of making a point that is largely irrelevant".
Would you like to date me?