IIN to have weird dreams, I dreamed I had a baby with disthing

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  • disthing
    8 years ago | pl

    Your sultry cheeks are soaking wet...

    *hands you toilet paper*

    Don't worry, dear maiden - for I have enough glistening semen milk to fill a sperm bank, with left-overs sufficient to style the hair of a million Cameron Diazes.

    You needn't compete for my heart - it is swollen with love and has ample girth.

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