IIN to have weird dreams, I dreamed I had a baby with disthing

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  • it brings me to tears. they are rolling down my sultry cheeks. more and more and more and more and more because i am not dirtybirdy. officially then you have two lovers. i as upon i lurk the shadows to remain hidden whilst reading your magnificent words and dirtybirdy who pretend to be me, your love i will have disthing. i watch you forever. i will have you impregnate me with your glistening semen milk if it is the last thing that i do!!!

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    • Your sultry cheeks are soaking wet...

      *hands you toilet paper*

      Don't worry, dear maiden - for I have enough glistening semen milk to fill a sperm bank, with left-overs sufficient to style the hair of a million Cameron Diazes.

      You needn't compete for my heart - it is swollen with love and has ample girth.

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