Is it normal to have sex in church?

It's disrespectful.

It's a bit disrespectful.

I'm not religious, but this is just wrong. It's just something you don't do.

Gawd is going to rain down all kinds of evil on your head, young fella. You have been warned!

WWJD?

It would offend a lot of people but I doubt it would offend God. It's just a building.

I jerked off in the pews once when I was a kid. Made it really fucking awkward when it came time to walk around and shake everyone's hands.

I'm gonna go with 'normal' because church is so boring, I think even Jesus would smack it a little (and for the sex part, come on, why do you think Catholic Priests get in so much trouble?).

OH Yeah... I'd love to have sex in church... in the baptizing tub with warm water, during services, trying to stay quiet and not let the water splash too much... climaxing hard as I bite on my lover's shoulder (leaving deep teeth marks), and cuddling together in the warm funky water as the choir sings the final song of the day as people are leaving. Damn, I'm horny for that fantasy!

So have your ever had sex in church ?

Good for you. Irreverence refreshes the soul.

Jesus is all like
http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/templates/19.jpg

I understand the thrill, but if you ever got caught I'm sure whoever discovered you would talk you down enough to ruin the fun :(

I know this takes away a bit of the thrill, but consider public sex in lower risk enviroments.

Normal? No, but I supposed thats the point and thrill of it all. Good luck with that...