Is it normal to have 17 cactus in my bedroom ?

I have 17 cactus in my bedroom, and i want more

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78%Β Normal
Based on 45 votes (35 yes)
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Comments ( 30 )
  • Ummitsstillme

    I hope you're not a heavy drinker and prone to stumbling about

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    • ToffeeMe

      hahaha true

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  • noid

    It’s normal for someone who likes plants. I once had African violets all over my apartment.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I remember my mother's African violets from when I was growing up in Texas.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Sounds like a harmless collection. Normal.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Just make sure you turn the light on when you get up for your midnight runs to the bathroom or fridge 🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡

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    • ToffeeMe

      or else ahhah

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  • DeathXN

    You like plants? Normal, just a bit much of it, but if you like it, then go for it.

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  • Clunk42

    The one abnormal part of that sentence is calling cacti "cactus."

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  • mauzi

    Cute

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  • Grunewald

    Adorable!! I really want an aloe vera.

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  • Sure. Humans collect stuff. If your cactus collection pumps your nads, fill your entire house with them if you wish.

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  • BlackCandle

    Yeah, it's normal.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Really? How many do you have?

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      • BlackCandle

        Why wouldn't it be?

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Because what purpose would a cactus serve in ones room? Let alone 17? How many cactuses are in your room?

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          • BlackCandle

            Purpose is irrelevant. We all tend to have 'purposeless' items in our rooms... Why not a cactus?

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              What percent of people do you think have 17 or more cacti in their room? Do you know what normal means? How many cactuses do you have in your room?

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          • DeadRatKing

            I guess they're probably safe, but I did have a bit of a mishap with one a couple months ago. Apparently, they're actually really dangerous if you stick them up your arse, but I did not know that..... and learned that lesson the hard way.

            It didn't say it anywhere on the container or anything, so how the hell was I supposed to know that you're not supposed to use it as a butt plug? It hurt like hell, and I had to go to the ER to get the spikes removed.

            It should have had a warning label on it, because I just don't see how anybody would know it was dangerous to do that otherwise. That's just straight up irresponsible that they'd sell these things and not have a label that warns people not to stick them up there. I'm considering suing the company for negligence, I think I could have a solid case.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    No.

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  • lirtsonnostril

    thats lovely

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    You sir just made my day. One can never have enough cacti
    I also named my plants

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  • paramore93

    I have three. Do yours have names?

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  • I have twenty in my room plus one up my ass.

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  • Ennis_Delmar

    I love my plants definitely but... damn.. just don’t fall :)

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  • Someoneyouprobablyknow

    🌡

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  • Primus

    If it's peyote and you're a dealer, then yeah.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Cacti aren't really my taste. I suppose I haven't ever really kept houseplants in my adult life. I'm somehow always afraid that plants will create a hospitable place for insects.

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