Is it normal to get injured on purpose while working to get sent home?

I find the easyist way to get out of doing something is to get injured by some kind of "accident".

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37% Normal
Based on 19 votes (7 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • Pumpurrnickel

    Not normal, it just means you're useless and lazy. I might even go so far as to say you have a mental illness. How can you think injury and pain is worth temporary rest?

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  • Boojum

    You can only accidentally sever so many fingers, toes, and limbs before you run out of options.

    When you're a quadruple amputee, your options are limited when it comes to finding a job you can shirk.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      its just a flesh wound

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  • Pink-pumpkin

    Totally normal if your job sucks ass lol

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  • rayb12

    That's what Dan Bilzerian kinda did in training for marine corps

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  • MumHead10

    I would say this is normal, but I think the reason is a bit more deep-rooted: You gotta find yourself a job you like and reward yourself for doing well, so you can dig yourself out of your hole. You sound a bit like me when I am depressed, you need to pick yourself up and get productive, you'll be happier!

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  • Hateful1

    That work great. If you live with your parents and don't need to pay for shelter, heat, food, ect. Are you a women?

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    • I'm 37 y/o male who survives by mooching off others and coming up with excuses to get out of anything that requires effort.

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      • Hateful1

        My only advice.

        In every job that must be done
        There is an element of fun
        You find the fun and snap!
        The job's a game
        And every task you undertake
        Becomes a piece of cake
        A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
        A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

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      • lonewolf1253

        That's the very definition of a malingerer. Your parents must be so proud of you. But then, maybe they'll disown you if they haven't already. I know I would.

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      • lordofopinions

        You need help obviously.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Maybe you're depressed?

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      • e51pegasi

        Can't fault the honesty.

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