Is it normal to get constipated and diahrea at the same time

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Sometimes,when I want to go poop, It's like an instant huge blast of diahrea and fart that practically coats the entire interior of the bowl and sometimes i barely make it to the toilet and poop when i fart, then I feel like I still have to go but I push so hard blood comes out and im scared to prolapse my anus and im like screaming in the bathroom but nothing comes out. Anyone else have similar experience?

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  • FeralDefiance
    7 years ago

    My fave is when the constipation is before the diarrhea and gas, causing a strained pooping session to suddenly and without warning explode into a horrifying artistic interpretation of the climax of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      That's horrible, I have the opposite problem. its like a poop explosion of gas and splatter then its like theres one turd up there forced the other one out and then decided to stay up there, and I push and like just the end of it comes out and it refuses to go any further. The initial turd is a diahrea splatter followed by oen that will refuse to come out for hours

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      • Angelandme
        7 years ago

        You have to work on your cutting technique, learn to cut your poops off with anal strength.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          It doesnt help to do so when icant even get tue bulk load of feces past my sphincter after a certain point. Picture a huge shower head that gets clogged by a potato

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          • Angelandme
            7 years ago

            You have to cut it from the inside.... it's possible to squish your poop while it's stuck in there to make it narrower so it pass, I have done it!

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    • KiritoxX
      7 years ago

      Omg I have that so often! Course I don't eat. When I do, it's not very much. Maybe a meal a day? Try regulating your eating habits.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        7 years ago

        If i dont eat obviously iwont defecate but ill die. Its barely a huge poop but then it stops in its tracks. Maybe less 50/50 division of taco bell/ colt 45 alternated with all fiber sdrinks?

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  • HornyAsian
    6 years ago

    I love this website.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    are you taking a shit or having a religious experience? blood ,feces, screaming , sounds like spell casting.

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  • GenderBender
    7 years ago

    I'm an RN for a gastroenterologist. You should see a gastrointestinal specialist as you may have a more serious underlying condition. It may mean a simple diet modification or medication but you don't know for sure until you get checked. Don't put off addressing something that could turn into a life threatening situation.

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  • herpesfreesince93
    7 years ago

    No. Because we don't have the sequel of Texas Chainsaw Massacre happening in our ass

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  • theAnusPolice
    7 years ago

    Sometimes you need lots of fiber over a long period of time to get rid of persistent diarrhea. Low grade infections in your GI tract will heal if you stay on fiber therapy for a month or so.

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    • SmokeEverything
      7 years ago

      The issue isn't diahrrea, it's 50% that explosively and then after it's over with that the feeling of having to go, but you'd lose half an intestine before anything came out

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  • Cheryll
    7 years ago

    I've had that a few times, but not merely as bad as yours. I would say go see your doctor, that's nothing to be ashamed of. Could be eating habits, allergies/an intolerance to something, or sometimes even psychological things like stress that are causing changes in your bowel movements.

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