Is it normal to fuck a cake?

Many people have joked about it. I plan on going the extra mile. But IIN??

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36% Normal
Based on 81 votes (29 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • Arm0se

    Interesting.. I learn new things everyday. Thanks IIN!!!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i tried that and they threw me outta the weddin

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    • green_boogers

      Y'alls was just helpin out. Someone gotst to show em what yer supposed to do on the honeymoon.

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    • dude_Jones

      high five, bro.

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  • handsignals

    Grammys birthday cake...how could you...

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  • mystery7

    I know someone that had sex with a watermelon

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    • dirtybirdy

      I knew a guy who drilled a hole in the end of a cantelope so he could fuck the sloppy seedy part :/

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      • green_boogers

        How do you meet such interesting people?

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      • Rihyae

        Wow if I had a dick that's the first thing I would do.

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  • Secretstar

    How to fuck a cake?

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    • SuperSized

      I plan on using a small, thick, cylinder cake rather than one of those large sheet cakes. More cushion for the pushin. I don't plan on climaxing, personally, because I will serve it to my friends after (after they witnessed me fucking the cake, I mean, I think it'd be fucked up for them not to know I fucked the cake). You can use a condom if you want to, so you dont get cake on your dick. I'm pretty sure it'd wash off easily, though.

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      • Secretstar

        Thats creepy though ._.

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  • dirtybirdy

    You're supposed to fuck pie, dum dum.

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    • green_boogers

      Wouldn't you rather have your boyfriend fuck a custard roll? Then it would be tastier to lick him clean. I say this because my favorite dessert is vagina topped with whip cream.

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  • astoriaboy

    No

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  • Cliche1234

    Alright. No cake for me today.

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  • squirrelgirl

    I'm sure GLaDOS would like to watch

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    • SuperSized

      This is no lie. I have already resolved myself to fuck this cake

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      • squirrelgirl

        "I have already resolved myself to fuck this cake"

        I wish I could get that quote on a T shirt!

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  • NathanScot

    At first i thought this was sick and you need help mate but now...u still need help but i'd eat cake i've seen a friend fucking.Just cause its so insane it will definately be a memory worth having.

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    • SuperSized

      Finally, someone understands me, if only a little bit.

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  • snarkygirl

    It's supposed to be apple pie, didn't you see those movies!?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Cake as in ass? If so then go ahead and get that cake. lol

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