Is it normal to flirt with the police officer that caught me speeding?

Is it normal to flirt with the police officer that pulled me over for speeding, sometime around midnight?

Are you going to ticket me? Arrest me? Handcuffs?

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Based on 42 votes (30 yes)
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  • TheShyGirlFromWork

    Well, flirting doesn't always work when trying to get out of a ticket, but I guess it depends on what kind of ticket. I've flirted with male officers several times, and got a lot of verbal warnings, and some female officers I've flirted with by giving the same kind of compliments as I do the male officers and got written warnings. Of course, the times in didn't work, it seems like I got a more expensive ticket than I would've if I just said "yes, sir"/ "yes, maam". BUT, I have had some "luck" when flirting too much.

    I once worked my mojo too much when I got stopped in another State that I accidentally told this hot male officer that if he gave me an oral warning that I would do the same... so he told me "I want you to slow down while driving, but go fast while sucking" (this was before dash-cams and mics were in all the cars). So, since we were on a side road, we sat in his back seat, and I sucked him off - I swallowed, and drove away, leaving him with a big smile.

    Another time, I flirted with a female officer in my college town. She revealed that she was bi-, and we exchanged numbers, and I got a verbal warning. We became friends, and had several make-out moments my apartment... and eventually I got invited to have a 3some with her and her boyfriend. It was a wild memory, but after that, we only had sex with each other, because her boyfriend got an out-of-town job. An wild woman she was!

    So, YES - It's normal. I hope you get as good at flirting as I once was, and have some wild adventures of your own ;-)

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  • Yes. And it works...most of the time!

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  • Nickvey

    All the hotties do it, had a girlfriend walk on a expired drivers license , no tag , in another state , with a flirt. She got free car maintenance too but had to do "favors"

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  • edwininthematrix

    If the officer is white, tell him that he looks like Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling. If he's black, tell him that he looks like Denzel Washington.

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  • Alichael

    Something mainly attractive women only can pull off. I've rarely known any dudes who were able to talk their way out of tickets. I've been with buddies of mine getting pulled over who've given them sob stories about being broke, being sick, family problems, etc., the sob stories almost never worked, the cops have heard em all. And they know that people will fabricate them to try to get out of the ticket, cops aren't stupid. But, some flirtation from a beautiful woman, the cop gives her a warning with hardly any hesitation. Forget the sob stories, either be a flirtatious pretty woman or start saving money to pay your citation.

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  • Years ago I got stopped for speeding one evening, I blamed it on just being dumped by my boyfriend, and burst into tears. All completely fabricated, but he let me off with a warning, and told me in future I shouldn't drive when I'm upset.

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  • Boojum

    As long as it's subtle, it's probably a pleasant diversion during a night-shift that's either tediously boring or very stressful.

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  • Offer to polish his nightstick.

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    • Checkmate_King

      what the hell. It's either that or a 300 dollar ticket. You can't make that much money in five minutes anywhere.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Did you get a ticket?

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  • e51pegasi

    Ask him if you can touch his weapon & address him as "officer nasty". That might help.

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