Is it normal to fear being the first one to fart in a new relationship?

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Is it normal to be afraid to be the first one to fart in a new relationship? What if one of you slips up, then what?

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  • Luis0307
    12 years ago | pl

    Who even thinks About who's going to fart first? Lmao

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago | pl

    Haha! Did you see that episode of South Park where all the guys with new girlfriends started spotaneously exploding because they were holding in their farts? Be careful....

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  • mumbum
    12 years ago | pl

    Same here!!! Dread it!!! :) just laugh it off I think... If your bf does a fart first then say "oh! I do those too!" :)

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  • HSVWHO
    12 years ago | pl

    If that is ur biggest concern u shud be fine.

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago | pl

    "whoa, excuse me! That's what you get for feeding me beans"

    or blame the barking spiders

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    • kit-kat-bar
      12 years ago | pl

      my ex always used to say that cause he knew I would get mad when he farted and it always made me giggle, so Its a good one to say cause it turns an awkward moment into a funny one and if you can genuinely laugh with your partner then it might bring the two of you closer together and thats a good thing.

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    • dappled
      12 years ago | pl

      Personally, I thought it was hilarious.

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    • Uzzie101
      12 years ago | pl

      the barking spiders?
      What in the sweet suffering hell is that?!?

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago | pl

        yes what r they?

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        • howaminotmyself
          12 years ago | pl

          Barking spiders are an elusive creature. They sneak up behind you, "bark," leave behind a strange odor, then disappear into the shadows. No one ever sees them but you can sure hear and smell them. And they only do this when other people are in the room.

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago | pl

    ^ I did :-) There was also an episode where they were holding in their farts to protect the Ozone Layer and they were also spontaneously combusting :-D

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89
    12 years ago | pl

    Thank God you're not lactose intolerant!

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago | pl

    HAHAHAHA Then you have to admit you are human... I'm more terrified of sleeping and farting without my knowledge and not being able to laugh it off... lol

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  • iintolovethissite
    12 years ago | pl

    one slipped out with my gf we laughed about lol, thnen she started farting everynow and again and i wish it had never happned dont fart its a gateway!!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Lmao.

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  • What'sMyName?
    12 years ago | pl

    ^ me too

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  • twizzlerkiss
    12 years ago | pl

    I've been with my bf for over 3 years. He farts all the time. I don't like to because I get embarrassed. Sometimes it slips out but he laughs because he doesn't see t as a big deal. It's a natural part of life.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    haha, thats gotta me one of the best posts ever lol, yes i think about it, last relationship i was in he picked me up and i sat on hisn shoulders with my legs over his chest and he was holding my hands for better balance and as he was lifting me onto his shoulders i let a lil one out, was so embarrassed rite on his neck too, looking back now it was cute and he laughed and laughed lol. good post, man/girl!

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago | pl

    anyone who is afraid to fart is fucking retarded.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    People in upper income brackets don't fart.

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    • kit-kat-bar
      12 years ago | pl

      I wonder if Kate will ever fart in front of the prince?? JAJAha!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago | pl

      well excuuuuuse me, princess!

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  • joelsmo
    12 years ago | pl

    hahahaha very funny, next time try and be more creative though

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago | pl

      creative? fuck off I was being serious

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago | pl

    Get some charcoal tablets and a psychiatrist while your at it.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago | pl

      boo hooh lol

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  • TyLee
    12 years ago | pl

    I am vegan so I eat beans a lot and but i dont have that problem... Anyway just don't fart at all that is gross and rude. What a turn off.

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