Is it normal to dream you are kim jong-un?

For the past few weeks, I have been having the same kind of dream every night.

Usually, I'm on a helicopter, with thousands of women screaming in delight at the very sight of my face. I look at my hands my nails are different. I turn to my left and demand a mirror from a slave. The slave eventually finds a mirror and gives it to me. I am enraged by his slowness so I throw him out of my helicopter. I look into the mirror and I realize that I am the Supreme Leader of the Glorious Nation of the Democratic Republic of North Korea, whose gonads are envied by men and women alike.

Suddenly, my military advisor tells me that false Korea is planning an attack. A missile hits my helicopter, and the helicopter begins to fall to the ground. I, with my amazing supernatural skills, jump out of the helicopter and fly down to the ground. The thousands of women, unable to contain their desire for me, jump on top of me and there is a huge orgy.

Then I wake up, but I still think that I am Kim Jong-Un for a while. I usually wake up in a pile of supreme semen.

Great story, huh?

Is It Normal?
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  • i gits the distinct feelin that mr kim is nothin but a puppet whats bein controlled by other shadowy peoples in the regime

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    • Puppet? Well, you can see the strings attached to his limbs if you look closely.

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  • You should watch Cracked's cartoon parodies of Kim Jung Un. They're glorious.

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    • Wow, thanks! Seriously they are mighty. Have you seen CollegeHumor's "Adventures of Kim Jong-Un"? They are top-notch.

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  • You must have pretty low self esteem to dream you are a short, fat, baby faced, oriental guy with a bad haircut.

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    • I think you'll find that 100% of North Korean women would like to bang me. *ahem* it's not like all the ones who don't have been executed... *ahem*

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  • Kim Jon Un's bloated carcass looks like it could feed plenty of hungry wild animals.

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    • I like your style.

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    • "Feed" as in sexually satisfy "wild animals" as in horny ladies?

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      • No. Feed as in tear the flesh off his bones, cook it, and feed it to some happy sharks in the water. Heck, if they offered it to humans, I'd sample the food.

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        • How dare you insult the mighty leader of the greatest nation on earth?
          If he was fed to you, you should feel honoured that you have got a chunk of God inside of you. Inside you.

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  • Kim Jong-Un is a fatty fatty boombalatty!

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    • How dare you!
      You will soon feel the might of the iron fist of true Korea!

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      • Is Kim into fisting then?

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        • I imagine he prefers to be on the receiving end.

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          • I'm as sure as I can be that he likes the Cock.

            Much in the same way as he somehow managed a round of Golf in 17 shots, he can probably take the largest one you could imagine, unlubed, without so much as a wince.

            Thats what you call being manly!

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          • The Glorious Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of Korea can fist and be fisted.

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            • Similar to the old 'daisy chain' I hear he is so fond of.

              I think he get ideas after watching that old kung fu film 'fist of fury'

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            • Good for him and his cornhole.

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        • Oh yes! There is an orgy in the Supreme Pyongyang Palace tonight. You're invited.

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          • Dude! Sweet!
            I am so there, just getting in my Hyundai now.

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            • Great! See you there!
              Oh, by the way, there will be several different orgies going on. Let me explain.

              At 18:00, eight different orgies will begin, the participants are categorized by their favourite sex act.
              There is felching, double stuffing, inter-racial, oral, nasal, straight, homosexual and finally paedophilia.

              Don't worry! If you wish to attend more than one of these orgies, the guest list can rotate.

              Then, at 23:00, all of the orgies will combine into one supreme, grand orgy, where I, Kim Jong-Un will join you all and let you get a taste of my mighty spunk.

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      • ... but he's very ugly and he deserves to know!

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  • You better hope he doesn't visit this site, this, this is an act of war, he'll demand you remove it or face extreme retaliation

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  • annnoooooyyyyyiiiiinggg

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  • I pray Kim Jong-Un will accept Heavenly Father. Then treat his people well and spread the word to them.

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