Is it normal to climb up into a tree house so you are secluded to hold in your poop?

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Typically myself and a buddy would get a few apples (usually Honeycrisp) and go to this abandoned lot which has a tree house in it. We would climb into the tree house, sit on our bottoms, start to eat the apples - but then start to push out our poop. Right at the last second is when we'll clench our sphincters to hold it.

It makes the hair on our arms & neck stand up and it makes us buzz/shiver all over our bodies. We'll usually finish a couple apples each then climb down out of the tree house and go home. We call this act "corking". So whenever we cork, it has to be in a secluded place. Secluded AND dimly lit is even better.

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago

    It's just a matter of time before you start corking with your friends dick in your ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      ....says "Cozmo Wank" - lol.

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      • Semjase
        1 year ago

        Exactly 😂

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Can you teach me?

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      • joj22sexy
        1 year ago

        It the same as a turtle head you let the tip of a poop poke out your ass then suck it back inside I guess it feels good in the prostate

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  • Algum
    6 years ago

    Wha!!?? Huh!??

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  • Ratmanparoled
    6 years ago

    Sounds sorta gay. You two guys a couple of fags?

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    • Semjase
      6 years ago

      No. Why? Are you?

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  • McBean
    6 years ago

    Don't be a dork. Uncork with a fork.

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    • Algum
      6 years ago

      Leave the cork on the fork, Ruprett.

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  • Takuto
    6 years ago

    Pro tip: For added fun drink undiluted juice for worms.

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  • Algum
    6 years ago

    It would be less freaky, but still freaky if you at least did that shit alone and not with one of your buddies, and what's the deal with eating apples while doing this? You should at least do it while sitting very near a toilet so if you start prarie dogging, you can get to the toilet in time without a nasty, messy accident. But even then, it's still freaky.

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    • Semjase
      6 years ago

      At least we moved away from "bridge dumping". We used to take a roll of toilet paper from the house, ride our bikes down to the local bridge (which goes over a creek), climb over the rail & stand on the pipe that runs along the bridge, and then take a dump off the side of the bridge. We got caught one time by our friends.

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      • Algum
        6 years ago

        Ya ever taken a dump off the side of a bridge over a freeway? If ya wanna be daring. When it's over a creek, who ya messin wit? No one ever even knew about that except one friend once.

        Also, you should be in a more sitting position takin a dump, if you're standing, shit can get on up and down the back of your legs.

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        • Semjase
          6 years ago

          I'm not into endangering other peoples lives so no thank you to shitting off freeway bridges onto the cars below. Off the side of the bridge into the creek is better, especially when it's done at dusk.

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  • jethro
    6 years ago

    Troll.

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