IIN to blame your period when you shit your pants?

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  • ANALRAPIST
    6 years ago | pl

    OP is a man with a shit fetish, real females don't write like this unless you are retarded/autistic.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago | pl

      I assure you this story is 100% true. I had some liquor and it had a laxative effect. I probably would've been more embarrassed if I wasn't half drunk. Haha.

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      • charli.m
        6 years ago | pl

        You were half drunk...at work...

        Yeah. That detail made your BS SO much more credible...

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago | pl

          I work in hospitality and drinking at work is not only allowed but sometimes practically required. The booze is provided free by my employer from the stock.

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        • The_Great_Flatuloso
          6 years ago | pl

          Are you saying you don't believe they crapped their pants or are you saying you don't believe the liquor was a factor in them crapping their pants? Are you saying grown adults don't crap their pants because I can assure you through personal experience that it does happen.

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          • charli.m
            6 years ago | pl

            It's obvious you wrote thia, patties. You always were abnormally interested in shit.

            You used to be moderately amusing as a troll. What went wrong?

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    • Grunewald
      6 years ago | pl

      What, when the word 'shit' appears a grand total of once with no synonyms, and most explicit it gets is 'Take care of it' and 'clean myself up'? They sound more like euphemisms to me.

      But if you find excrement titillating, AnalRapist (!), then that's not the OP's problem.

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      • ANALRAPIST
        6 years ago | pl

        Hi OP!

        c.m makes a good point as well. You were drunk at work, yet you're more worried about telling them you had your "period"? Come on.

        What full grown woman shits their pants then posts about it online, curious as to what others do when they shit themselves, presented in multiple childish choices?

        Why not just say you're sick and you had thrown up to get out of the "something important"? Why not just title this post IIN to lie when you shit yourself? Why not just explain in a couple sentences rather than a couple paragraphs?

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