Is it normal to blame your period when you shit your pants?

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Long story short, I shit my pants a bit at work and right when it happened I was needed for something important. I had to clean myself up so I lied and said I got my period and had to take care of it right away. It was embarrassing because 1. That was the only excuse I could think of 2. I was forced to say it in front of everyone. I had to tie my underwear up in a bag and hide them for the rest of the day too and I was very worried someone might find them or that the smell might leak out.

I keep thinking about this situation and what I could've done differently so it wasn't so embarrassing. What would you do in the same scenario?

I'd blame my period 26
different excuse (comment) 13
I'd tell the truth 2
I'd carry on without cleaning myself up 5
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  • ANALRAPIST
    6 years ago

    OP is a man with a shit fetish, real females don't write like this unless you are retarded/autistic.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I assure you this story is 100% true. I had some liquor and it had a laxative effect. I probably would've been more embarrassed if I wasn't half drunk. Haha.

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      • charli.m
        6 years ago

        You were half drunk...at work...

        Yeah. That detail made your BS SO much more credible...

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          I work in hospitality and drinking at work is not only allowed but sometimes practically required. The booze is provided free by my employer from the stock.

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          • charli.m
            6 years ago

            Stop lying, patties. You're a bad troll

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        • The_Great_Flatuloso
          6 years ago

          Are you saying you don't believe they crapped their pants or are you saying you don't believe the liquor was a factor in them crapping their pants? Are you saying grown adults don't crap their pants because I can assure you through personal experience that it does happen.

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          • charli.m
            6 years ago

            It's obvious you wrote thia, patties. You always were abnormally interested in shit.

            You used to be moderately amusing as a troll. What went wrong?

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            • The_Great_Flatuloso
              6 years ago

              We've gone wrong mel, and we need to find an answer or else we are all doomed.

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    • Grunewald
      6 years ago

      What, when the word 'shit' appears a grand total of once with no synonyms, and most explicit it gets is 'Take care of it' and 'clean myself up'? They sound more like euphemisms to me.

      But if you find excrement titillating, AnalRapist (!), then that's not the OP's problem.

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      • ANALRAPIST
        6 years ago

        Hi OP!

        c.m makes a good point as well. You were drunk at work, yet you're more worried about telling them you had your "period"? Come on.

        What full grown woman shits their pants then posts about it online, curious as to what others do when they shit themselves, presented in multiple childish choices?

        Why not just say you're sick and you had thrown up to get out of the "something important"? Why not just title this post IIN to lie when you shit yourself? Why not just explain in a couple sentences rather than a couple paragraphs?

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        • Zorak
          6 years ago

          Prepare your asshole.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    if your period stinks just like shit then you can pull that one off easily.

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  • Avant-Garde
    6 years ago

    Say you have to go home because you're feeling sick.

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  • theGeriatricAnus
    6 years ago

    Don't even think twice about it. When you become elderly like me, shitting in one's pants becomes a continuous process. Shit drips and drizzles into your Depends at all hours of the day and night. The only thing to blame is your geriatric anus.

    Young girls seem to have fun using tampons. But if I stuck a tampon up my ass the pressure build up would eventually spray shit all over the place. Having an anus makes life hard. It sucks to be old.

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    • TheMightyOz
      6 years ago

      Indeed it does old man. Indeed it does.

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  • Starkiller12
    6 years ago

    You can always say that your chocolate bar got melted, and blame the smell on the fungus formed on the fat man or woman of the office

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  • NameIsTaken
    6 years ago

    Da hell you shit your pants.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      It happens to the best of us.

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