Is it normal to believe that sex is a myth?

I, for some reason, find it hard to believe that people actually have sex. I mean, I know people do, but there's always something in the back of my mind that, for some reason, thinks that sex is a myth and people only talk about it to fool me or that it's only something that on TV or in stories. No one actually does it in real life.

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Comments ( 35 )
  • Avant-Garde

    Sex is only for the Gods and Goddesses. If you want to learn about sex, climb up Mount Olympus.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Right, and a pretty white stork delivered my children to me.

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    • Now that's just ridiculous. Parakeets bring the babies.

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      • Riddler

        Perhaps you are a Schizophrenic. This does sound like a delusion one might have. You have an irrational idea that the entire world is conspiring to trick you into believing something is true that is not. The media, the people on the street, Sex education. They are all working together to push the idea of Sex out that in facts never existed to begin with. What do you still believe babies come from the Stork?

        It would be like me saying that skittles are really M&M but the companies are conspiring to make us believe differently. Now while some conspiracy like the world all being owned by a few rich business men are a little more possible and realistic there is just some very far fetched ones. I dont know how this delusion could hurt you but if you want assistance I am sure there is medical professionals that can help you understand your delusions.

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  • dirtybirdy

    So is breathing.

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    • Unimportant

      And the most ridiculous of all myths - gravity.

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      • dirtybirdy

        :o Don't speak of it! Ever!!!

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    • shuggy-chan

      and flying

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      • dirtybirdy

        And sleeping.

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        • shuggy-chan

          and cats that arent planning your death

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  • thegypsysailor

    IIN to believe that you are a fucking idiot?

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    • I AM YOUR GOD!!!

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      • thegypsysailor

        Cough, cough. Neptune, is that you?

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        • No. I'm Ra.

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          • Tehboss

            hey stop trying to steal my followers bitch

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          • thegypsysailor

            Who dat?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    You know what else is a myth? My IIN profile. Cuntsiclestick doesn't exist. I'm actually a hairy old man in a black wig with big fake boobs.

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    • Sounds like me, or at least my profile picture.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Ah, my long lost evil twin. You have finally showed up.
        *takes out chocolate bazooka*
        There can only be one!
        *shoots you*
        Death by chocolate!

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    • eastbeast

      Thanks for ruining my wank fantasy.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        You're welcome Beast Who Happens To Be In The Eastern Area Of The Country.

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        • eastbeast

          Not just the East, I am the rising Sun, perpetually in the East.

          As the glorious Sun rises in the East, so am I placed to instruct IIN forumites in the true principles of antient trollery, sarcasm and fuckwittery.

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  • charli.m

    *facepalm*

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  • natdrum

    Seek help

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  • green_boogers

    Go to http://thehun.net/ Learn to be a better spectator of life.

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    • CGI penises.

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      • green_boogers

        I meant watch CGI penises slide in and out of CGI vaginas until you get used to it.

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  • JD777

    Don't fret and enjoy childhood. When you grow up, you'll figure out it does exist.

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    • But I'm 40.

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      • JD777

        Hahaha. Then you have no excuse.

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        • Don't judge me or I will kick you in the smoothness between your legs.

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      • sega31098

        Do you have Kallmann syndrome?

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        • No. I mean. It only makes sense. I have nothing but smoothness between my legs. Doesn't everyone else? Isn't that why they make Ken dolls that way?

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