Is it normal to believe i am a colonist?

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I would love to live in a different century. Since I live in Massachusetts,which is one of the original colonies, I believe that I am a colonist.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    Since I live in Germany (even if I am Bulgarian) and Germans made the first jet airplane in WWII, I'm a Luftwaffe pilot!

    *sets cruising speed to 800mph and puts feet on dashboard*
    "Welcome to the jet age"

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Since I live in Maine and we have nearly 90% of the nations lobster supply, I believe I’m a lobster, or a tooth pick maybe even Stephen King.

    Are you one of the crazy masshole drivers that come here all the time to run me off the road acting like you still own this state?

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  • kelili
    5 years ago

    No, you aren't but your ancestors surely were.

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    • TerriAngel
      5 years ago

      Keli,
      Not unless his ancestors lived there..duh.
      What if he just moved there from Japan?

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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    Since I live on Earth I believe I am a big pile of rocks.

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  • TerriAngel
    5 years ago

    As usual, you folks nailed this shit theory.
    I was hoping for some native input though.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Since I am originally Dutch and moved to Ireland, I am cheese soaked in whisky.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I thought you were a potato.

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      • IrishPotato
        5 years ago

        How about...

        Potato covered in molten cheese.

        ?

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          That sounds really good!

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          • IrishPotato
            5 years ago

            ...it actually does.

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  • Tato
    5 years ago

    Mmm, Massachusetts. Greatest state of all.

    https://youtu.be/JvUMV1N7eGM

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    • Boojum
      5 years ago

      Thanks for that. I wasn't aware Ylvis had done more after that damned fox song.

      "The famous Massachusetts Bay
      Massachusetts
      Home of JF Kenneday
      That tragically was shot"

      Love the way their lyrics always veer off in very peculiar directions.

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