Is it normal to be sexually attracted to tables

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I'm asking for a friend that's sexually attracted to tables. It has been going on for 3 years since he was drunk at my friends house and dry humped the table, He recently confessed about this to me. Now I'm afraid to have him in my house since I know he could be attracted to our table.

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37% Normal
Based on 46 votes (17 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    I've read weirder things so I vote normal.

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  • Justmehere
    7 years ago

    Unless the attraction is in his mind, about having sex with someone ON a table, no..This is nowhere near normal. Never heard of anyone with a sexual attraction to furniture itself. I really like my recliner, but if there's not a naked woman on it waiting for me to mount her..Just not getting aroused looking at it.

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  • barrysbigbeanbag
    7 years ago

    Do not let this freak in!

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    • 4inchesfloppy
      7 years ago

      He's really normal otherwise, But for some reason he can't contain himself when alcohol is in the picture. I'm prob gonna leave him outside the social circle when it comes to partying.

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  • JesusDerFuhrer
    7 years ago

    Take pics and/or video footage of him humping tables, then post them online and show them to girls he likes.

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  • Confusioncupcakepurple
    7 years ago

    In the Middle Ages it was believed that men could be sexually around by a tables legs and that is y they invented the tablecloth.

    Still, more creepy than normal imo

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    • Hellnaw
      6 years ago

      Haahhahha funniest thing I've read all day

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  • Kailey18
    7 years ago

    Must have been a nice table.

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  • Diego35LovesHilda29
    7 years ago

    He should marry a table.

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  • Kaju_katli
    7 years ago

    I think he needs some medical treatment...

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  • wleon
    7 years ago

    Hahaha!!!

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  • randypete
    7 years ago

    is he on drugs ?

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