Is it normal to be sexually attracted to homer simpson?

I'm a straight male and I'm sexually attracted to Homer Simpson. I think of him all the time and whenever I watch The Simpsons, I feel an urge to slurp on his massive yellow dong. Seriously, I can't be the only one.

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  • Tommythecaty

    You are not a straight male, you’re some kind of homosexual cartoonaphile.

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  • McSorley

    "D'oooooooooooooh..."

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  • olderdude-xx

    Is your name Marge?

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  • leggs91200

    OK, I am an expert in such subjects.

    The answer is yes - Yes, you are the only straight male on the planet who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson.

    It could be worse though, had you said "Mr Burns", I would be sending the guys in white jackets to your house to take you in for observation.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      id just release the hounds

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    why not zoidberg?

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Theres girls attracted to Luigi

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      theyre all in another castle though

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      • leggs91200

        OH for the sake of fuck. You just HAD to make that horrible reference...

        Fine, award for "Dad joke of the month" goes to you.
        Anyone who opposes will have to go through ME first!

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    • Cliche1234

      Understandable since Luigi really is the most attractive character in the Mario series.

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    • Dot123

      Would you fuck me if I dressed up as Luigi?

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Yes, a quote from a very wise man.

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  • Mammal-lover

    I mean go for it. I'd rather fuck Flanders though. I bet his dick is huge. Corrupting him sexually would be fun. Ah the bruises..

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    • leggs91200

      I am at a dead loss for words as to what I imagine for this.

      He would call that damned reverend Fuckjoy or whatever and say "Oh deddily daddily doodily... ohh the soul of Satan just fornicated my, my...

      And then Todd and Rod would walk in on the action and be scarred for life.

      Nelson would see the whole incident and say "HA ha".

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      • Bazinga

        That's an excellent season finale. Don't forget to end the episode with a UFO landing. Bug eyed aliens stand in Flander's front yard, pull down their pants and masturbate.

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  • HalfInsaneFemale

    I feel you, I’m also sexually attracted to Spongebob Squarepants, and I crave For that pointy little yellow cock to be buried in my sweet tight cunt and lemon meringue dingleberries smashing my perineum as he makes repeated high-pitched squeals and Patrick watches

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  • Sadamoe

    Now that you mentioned it...

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  • RoseIsabella

    🤢🤮

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  • Unknown_player

    Just when I thought that not everything in my childhood has been ruined

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Well I guess that's why rule 34 websites exist.

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  • Uncle_Hatty

    It’s probably ADHD and/or a mild form of tourette’s (not all tourette’s is visual or vocal) If you actually get turned on then you got a wild kink my friend ;)

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  • my_life_my_way

    I prefer Marge myself

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