IIN to be sexually attracted to a toaster?

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  • Aluminium foil isn't advisable, since it could short out the toaster and damage the object of the OP's affections.

    But I remember seeing Teflon envelopes that you can stuff sandwiches in and use a toaster to heat them. Those would be safe (as far as the toaster is concerned, anyway).

    Of course, we don't know if the OP is a guy. If the OP is female, riding the toaster would bring a completely new meaning to the colloquial expression "hot".

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