IIN to be sexually attracted to a toaster?

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  • my_life_my_way
    2 years ago | pl

    Wrap your dick in tin foil and stick it in

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    • zoing7
      2 years ago | pl

      YES, that will give him a HOT ROD.... or is this a girl, writting?

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    • Somenormie
      2 years ago | pl

      I love the way you think my_life_my_way.

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    • Boojum
      2 years ago | pl

      Aluminium foil isn't advisable, since it could short out the toaster and damage the object of the OP's affections.

      But I remember seeing Teflon envelopes that you can stuff sandwiches in and use a toaster to heat them. Those would be safe (as far as the toaster is concerned, anyway).

      Of course, we don't know if the OP is a guy. If the OP is female, riding the toaster would bring a completely new meaning to the colloquial expression "hot".

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