Is it normal to be jealous of and want to be retarted?

The retarted in the USA live ideal lives. They get to live in group homes with all their friends and go on feild trips all day every day, they get to work easy jobs and get paid a lot, and really it's completely okay to be 100% yourself. If you want to publicly make out or masturbate, or are obsessed with trains or birds or something, it's totally fine. You can even yell at yourself in public or run around naked and everyone lets you! Is there a way to become retarted?

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Based on 12 votes (7 yes)
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  • Hateful1

    By what you just posted your already there.

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  • Dustyair

    If group living were really all that great, we wouldn't all be seeking our own places. I can sit in my own living room naked with Squinky my hot inflatable pony, and nobody bothers me or Squinky ;)

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    • Teacher_17

      But does that really make you happy?

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      • Dustyair

        Yep, plus, I'd go insane living in a group based community setting.

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        • They are already insane. Living in a group home is just hanging out with your friends, you know they all have sex with each other. You can poop and pee all over and the workers have to clean it up.

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  • Nickvey

    if you are retarded in the USA you are most likely shot and killed by a swat team because you have somthing in your hand they can tell the news it looked like a gun .

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    • Kevinevan

      That or you'll be drugged and raped nightly by a perv janitor and left to lay in your own shit and piss.

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      • They all have regular sex in the group homes all the time. It's prejudice not to allow them too, look it up.

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        • Nickvey

          of course they do. i like fucking the women that make up beds in hotel rooms . they hire retard women to do it. young healthy ones with big tits and tight asses. from all that bed making. if they seem a tad bit slow , is a sure thing they will fuck you for a room tip.

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          • They are deviants sexually for sure. Group sex is the norm in the retarded homes, it's all free love for them. Ask to go back to their home, you will get whatever you want from men and women.

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  • Tealights

    I get what you're saying. No, wanting to be retarded is a bit too far, because no one will ever take you seriously and see you as a burden.

    What you should aim for is being the funny guy (or girl if possible), because funny people are normally well liked and not given as much work or responsibility because you make everyone laugh, and that will become your job mostly. The only downside is that everyone will treat you like a fucking joke machine, only talking to you to get a laugh rather than treat you like a person.

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    • That's completely different. At that point you're just putting on another persona for people. Only those who are blessed with glorious retardation can be fully themselves and it's socially acceptable.

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  • CreamPuffs

    You can't turn yourself retarded. But if you wear a MAGA hat, then you'll at least look like you are!

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