I don't know if that should be funny, but I already know that it can be relaxing to marsturb. I'm way past the age of puberty. Orgasms are useless. And to be honest, I don't feel like it at all. The only thing that happens is that an elephant comes and sucks the shit out of my ass.
If I tell you how this is not going to happen, will you probably tell the manufacturer to update that to their client to better up the products for this reason?
IIN to be a weirdo?
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I don't know if that should be funny, but I already know that it can be relaxing to marsturb. I'm way past the age of puberty. Orgasms are useless. And to be honest, I don't feel like it at all. The only thing that happens is that an elephant comes and sucks the shit out of my ass.
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The elephant sounds like important symbolism. Does the elephant have a name?
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No. Not really. Would it be a good idea to give him a name?
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Well let's consider this. Is he a nice elephant? All this weirdness is very intriguing.
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No. He scares me. Because he knows my name. And he looks me in the eyes like he's going to tell my roommates so that they can laugh about it.
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Do television sets spy on you?
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They can't if I don't let them.
If I tell you how this is not going to happen, will you probably tell the manufacturer to update that to their client to better up the products for this reason?