Is it normal to accidentally get poo on your finger/hand when you try to wipe?
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Very rarely, and even then it's only barely visible. And of course I wash my hands extra thoroughly afterwards.
What's even worse is when you drop an exceptionally large diameter load after straining for a while and when it hits the water a splash shoots up from the bowl and goes right up your stretched out asshole that hasn't had time to shut completely yet. Toilet water enema --ewwwwww
That should happen to you once every couple months max when maybe you didn't fold enough paper up cause you were low on a roll and you break through. And I mean like just a barely visible smear on the top of your finger or under a nail.
Anything more frequent or shit on multiple fingers well, then you're a fucking retard.
...If you haven't even learned how to wipe your asshole properly yet I don't have any encouraging words or high hope for you.