Is it normal this makes my butt hurt...

Everytime I eat cheese.

It might sound like I just need to poop, but usually if I need to use the toilet, I'll just go.
It might also soon like I'm constipated, but I swear I'm not. I know what that feels like.

There's no poop involved, my ass just hurts for days everytime I eat cheese, like, it's not even the inside of my anus, it's more like the buttcheeks.

Even after I poop, my pancakes still burn and ache constantly

Is It Normal?
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  • Stop eating cheese with nails in it.

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  • Don't eat cheese for two weeks and then let me fuck you up the ass and we will see how that works out for you. I am always willing to help.

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  • Maybe it hurts because the mice and rats are forcing their way into you whilst you are asleep, so they can get to the cheese.

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  • Well... if it's only about cheese, can't you just avoid eating cheese then? Or do you like cheese some much you think it's worth it?

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  • If cheese makes your bottom hurt, why are you still eating it?

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  • See a doctor this has nothing to do with cheese

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