I assume that "ass bag" is what fuckwits call a colostomy bag, but what's an "ass shoe"? Is that slang for a butt plug?
And what's this about the secret chain around your neck? Is it a BDSM community thing which is signalling that you're the sex slave of that obese, hairy, old biker-dude who's always standing next to you in your irregular ass pictures?
You should know whether it's a butt plug or not, based on how many your father has shown you.
My chain is adorned with a sacred Hindu medallion I got while I was travelling in India. You don't know its value, and while my irregular ass pictures might be irregular ass, they contain scenes of beauty taken during my time abroad that you will never come close to seeing. Stop projecting.
IIN these people are getting more likes than me?
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I assume that "ass bag" is what fuckwits call a colostomy bag, but what's an "ass shoe"? Is that slang for a butt plug?
And what's this about the secret chain around your neck? Is it a BDSM community thing which is signalling that you're the sex slave of that obese, hairy, old biker-dude who's always standing next to you in your irregular ass pictures?
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This cracked me up.
You should know whether it's a butt plug or not, based on how many your father has shown you.
My chain is adorned with a sacred Hindu medallion I got while I was travelling in India. You don't know its value, and while my irregular ass pictures might be irregular ass, they contain scenes of beauty taken during my time abroad that you will never come close to seeing. Stop projecting.