Is it normal the snail living in my ass?

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Is it normal that I have a small snail living in my ass? I'm not happy with the living arrangement but I can't help but feel sorry for him because his view of the world is obstructed by my undergarments and my trousers. I can feel him pop his head out for a look at some of the oddest times and leaving a trail of slime.

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VirgilManly

7 years ago | pl

I hate when that happens.

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Blackville

7 years ago | pl

Yeah thats not a snail buddy. Sounds like you have some parasite or worm living in your ass. Might want to see a doctor about that

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- RoyRogers
  
  7 years ago | pl
  
  LMBO, yeah pretty much was my thoughts. Its funny OP would think this was normal though.
  
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flyingnostalgia

7 years ago | pl

You sure?...it could be a used condom!

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green_boogers

7 years ago | pl

At least he is safe and happy.

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handsignalsfucksyourmom

7 years ago | pl

Were will you be diahrea strikes.

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DoubleAgentCookie

7 years ago | pl

Lemmywink's reincarnation.

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fatmonkey

7 years ago | pl

You might have a mutation like the tumor baby from hellboy

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randypete

7 years ago | pl

troll post

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Is it normal the snail living in my ass?