Is it normal that my teenage son masturbated beside me while i was driving?

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I was driving with my 16 year old son last week (I'm his dad), the air-conditioner in my truck was busted and we just had the windows open, so my son was only in shorts and he wasn't wearing a shirt. As I was driving, my son was leaning in his seat beside me, then he suddenly tells me "I really gotta jerk off." Then he just starts unzipping his pants and pulling down his shorts right then and there and takes out his fully erect penis. I looked over to him beside me and I was shocked to see that he had his erection in his hand, and he was going at it right there in front of me! I told him wtf are you doing? put that away, and he just told me chill and not to look. He didn't even stop! He just kept going, so I just got out the tissues I had at the back of the car, handed it to him and told him to shoot his semen on the tissues and not make a mess in the car. When he was done, he did clean up after himself with the tissues I gave him.
He's never done this before, and my son is usually a very private guy, so him just exposing himself, masturbating and ejaculating in my view pretty much surprised me.
This is serious ok, what the heck was that all about?

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Comments ( 18 )
  • BloodRedAndTrue
    10 years ago

    you guys have a close relationship

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  • Loeyyiiero
    10 years ago

    Sounds as though he likes you. ;)

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago | pl

    Bull.

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  • Holzman67
    10 years ago

    gosh you wouldn't want to get the wrong gearstick when changing down into second.

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  • iEatZombies_
    10 years ago

    Best troll post of the week. Ty, OP.
    *Wipes tear* =>

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Cool story bro

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  • allstarbunny
    10 years ago

    Woah..! That's pretty weird.. sit him down and talk to him about it..

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  • CheyChey
    10 years ago

    I'm sorry, I laughed reading this... very odd thing what your son did and inappropriate too. Hope you aren't scarred for life.

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Odd.

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    Bizarre.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Smack him the fuck out. You are his dad. I would have pulled over and smacked my kid for doing that. You know if he does that to a women he is going to be locked up for being a fucking sex offender. You are an idiot dad if you really dont know how to handle this type of shit.

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  • danodan7108
    9 years ago

    I did that with my mom....not dad

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  • peterr
    10 years ago

    You should have pulled over and sucked him off and swallowed his cum. No need for tissues or cleanup.

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  • anime-dreamer
    10 years ago

    um wtf dont start doing that in your car do it in your room
    oh and reason he might do that is because it turns him on

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  • eastbeast
    10 years ago

    I think you need to get the aircon fixed.

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  • GreyWulfen
    10 years ago

    I guess that can happen at this age. Don't mind about it, it just shows that he has a healthy body.

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  • Geneva5
    10 years ago

    Totally normal -

    He does the same thing on the bus and in class.

    Nothing to worry about.

    though I did see him with a crack pipe last night and he was pretty high.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    That's pretty fucking weird! I remember there was a post on her, awhile back, where this mother was driving her son to school. On the way, he pulled out his penis in the back seat and tried to act like he didn't know it was out. Then he "sees" it and tries to act surprised and clueless as how it managed to get there.

    Maybe, you son is trying experiment/test waters? You really need to talk him about that. It's inappropriate for him to that in a car. Someone could have seen him, which could have gotten you into trouble.

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