No. I sell you a thin plastic straw with my fine sperm for $10, and then leave. You inject it into your uterus when you are ovulating. This whole process has nothing to do with sex. If you want to get fucked, find a crude brute at the bar, take him home and put a condom on his dick.
IIN that my sperm is the finest in the land?
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You should apply to deposit them at a sperm bank. That way you'll get paid twice a week to jack off.
I just watched a lisa ling special on netflix about this very subject.
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Interesting. I am going to watch it too. If you would like to be inseminated with my fine sperm, we can work out a deal for ten dollars.
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I cost more than that 🤣🤣🤣 A LOT more.
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No. I sell you a thin plastic straw with my fine sperm for $10, and then leave. You inject it into your uterus when you are ovulating. This whole process has nothing to do with sex. If you want to get fucked, find a crude brute at the bar, take him home and put a condom on his dick.