Is it normal that my mother showed me how to masturbate a banana?

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My Mom told me she didn't want me getting pregnant. She said boys can't control themselves and that the only way to keep your virginity is to masturbate them. So she put some lube on her hand and demonstrated it on a banana. Then she put lube on my hand and made me do it. It was more than I wanted to know.

Is she just being paranoid? Are boys really that bad? Is all of this normal?

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Based on 14 votes (2 yes)
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  • trexagireve
    3 years ago

    Yes boys are bad and the only way to train them not to cum inside you is to squeeze with one hand there balls and spank them with the other

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Not in a million light years is this normal.

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  • SwickDinging
    3 years ago

    Cool story bro

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    • Bazinga
      3 years ago

      I thought so too. Since you are older than the OP, do you think this is a good idea from a woman's perspective?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Are boys really that bad?

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      • boobiequeen
        3 years ago

        it depends on your taste, if you are into bad guys you probably gonna have bad experience because they are more worried about themselves.

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