Mama the only reason y he stays talking to you is because u r a bak up plan and it's so much easier to bag someone else if u know that whether they turn u down or not theyhav someone to talk to at night and tell them they love them
When I was rather young, say around 9 years old, I became friends with my toilet. The friendship started when I decided to have a conversation with the toilet. We managed to hit it off and I promised that I would come back to talk to him soon. I actually found myself looking forward to going to the bathroom. I can't remember if the toilet ever had a name but I remember we would talk about almost everything under the sun. He wanted to start dating female toilets but he was very shy and asked me for advice which I gave to him. This lasted for about a few weeks until one day no longer felt like talking to him.
Go ahead and eat an old cat that dies from some sickness and when you recover, come back and tell us what it was like. Idiot, if you're going to eat a damn cat, eat one that's young and healthy!
IIN that my girlfriend wants to have sex during her periods..??
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Mama the only reason y he stays talking to you is because u r a bak up plan and it's so much easier to bag someone else if u know that whether they turn u down or not theyhav someone to talk to at night and tell them they love them
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Eh..excuse me??.. o_O
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Did you know that if the only food you ever ate, EVER, is cheese, then you would be in perfect physical shape.
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Hehe..pretty cool huh! :p
How old are you girl..??
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When I was rather young, say around 9 years old, I became friends with my toilet. The friendship started when I decided to have a conversation with the toilet. We managed to hit it off and I promised that I would come back to talk to him soon. I actually found myself looking forward to going to the bathroom. I can't remember if the toilet ever had a name but I remember we would talk about almost everything under the sun. He wanted to start dating female toilets but he was very shy and asked me for advice which I gave to him. This lasted for about a few weeks until one day no longer felt like talking to him.
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Ugh..tragic! Did you leave him for another toilet? Why did you stop..?! o_O
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Go ahead and eat an old cat that dies from some sickness and when you recover, come back and tell us what it was like. Idiot, if you're going to eat a damn cat, eat one that's young and healthy!