Is it normal that my girlfriend queefs semen onto my bedroom carpet after sex?

She's marking her territory.

She's marking her territory! It's rude and is gusting. Maybe, she has a type of seamen pissing weed fetish. You get towels and take them and wrap them around her southern regions like a tight diaper. You sit down with her. If you're into her fetish, then fine, so be it! But if not, you lay down The law. Be a man and assert your penis. Ask why she does this. You can tell her that it is your casa. That it is messy as fuck and difficult to clean sticky stinky sesame off of things. Imagine trying to get that off of the walks or the carpet! Oh! You make her clean it up!

Cork her coochie after use xD

Yes, she can't help it, maybe give her a towel if it bothers you.

Seriously? She can't even make it to the toilet?

Well... i guess now's the time to have her invest in a carpet cleaner if she's going to keep on doing that.

Just tell her: "here I'll get you some paper towels". After she's done cleaning up, throw em in the trash, and listo.

D: how rude of her

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

I'm ...No fuck it, I'm not sorry. This was awesome but you guys should have like an old sheet or paper for her, not cool to queef semen everywhere ... xD

I bet it's annoying.

Haha

She should queef on your face.

I shouldve added that sometimes she purposely sucks air Into her vagina and queefs on demand, its a weird skill