Is it normal that mf jodie foster hangs out here

Jodie foster is here and I have proof.

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Based on 16 votes (7 yes)
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  • LornaMae

    All right, you caught me. I'm James Franco though, not Jodie... I've been here for years. I can send you dick pics if you want proof.

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    • BlackPeople

      Oh I think you sent enough of your brand of proof unasked after we met at the United Voices rally in early 2017 and we swapped phone numbers.

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      • LornaMae

        Oh, did you not like my big fat proof? :/

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        • BlackPeople

          It's my phone wallpaper. I had to buy a bigger phone. Other than that frustration it was appreciated.

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          • LornaMae

            That is fuckin' epic!!!! I gotta tell everyone I converted the mf lesbian!!!! That's an honor, Jo, more than any EGOT win!

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            • LornaMae

              I'd like to thank my producers, my fellow cast members and a special shout-out to my parents for the huge genetic advantage! YEAH MAN!

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    • Meatballsandwich

      Whoa, is that true? The Spiderman movies are literally my childhood! :O

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      • LornaMae

        Was I in those movies?? Man, if I really was then that would explain why that Toby Mcguire girl accused me of sexual misconduct on set... I thought I didn't even know her!

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        • Meatballsandwich

          Oh, that sucks man. Reminds me of the time my ex-girlfriend falsely accused me of rape because I dumped her.

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  • Spill the farva beans Clarice

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      *slurping noises*

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      • wigz

        phffft phffft pffft pffft

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    • Meowypowers

      Lmao

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  • Grunewald

    Who's Jodie Foster?

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    • SwickDinging

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who has never heard of this woman.

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      • hauntedbysandwiches

        You're probably too young lol

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        • SwickDinging

          or too foreign lol

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          • hauntedbysandwiches

            That too. Where you from?

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            • SwickDinging

              Originally from England, but not lived there since the 90s. I've moved around a lot. One of the few places I've never been is USA. I've just googled Jodie Foster. My husband lived in the USA during the 90s so he would probably be very embarassed to find out that I've never heard of her.

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    • BlackPeople

      The greatest actress of all time.

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      • olderdude-xx

        I'd just say a good actress (and watched all of her earlier films).

        I'm not sure she is in the running for "the greatest"

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  • Hubbard

    John Hickley Jr is that you?

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  • have_a_good_day

    Mah nigga. Jodie Foster be da main hoe in all of da acting world.
    Myself, all da niggas, and all da hoes in da hood loves that bitch.
    If Jodie Foster was in da hood right now we'd show her around and have a nice time.
    Fahreal.
    That's what's up

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  • JustAHuman

    Jodie, if you're reading this, Hi!

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  • ElysianGod

    Jodie mutherfucking foster? I think the hell not, but nice thought though haha

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    just last night i was down the road hangin out with elvis & frank sinatra

    we did karaoke and i wrecked em both

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    • BlackPeople

      As a black man trying to make it in this world, I suspect that's because Jodie Foster wasn't there.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        well maybe sammy davis is gonna drop by next time

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Is she still a 12 year old prostitute?

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    • BlackPeople

      No. That was a movie.

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  • Meowypowers

    Meryl has words

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    • BlackPeople

      Jodie Foster has action.

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  • Somenormie

    What are you drinking?

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  • You sun'ov'a'bitch. You got me.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    What the deuce is going on?

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD

    Well I think pretty much everyone caught all the clues she was dropping even before we got evidence. It was rather obvious to everyone except the people _completely_ out of the loop about everything that happened. If you know, you know.

    I just hope she sticks around. I can see her maybe just making another account after all that chaos that went down. I almost can't believe it was her, but then again it's not like celebrities aren't real. Either way, we saw the proof. Epic moment.

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    • hauntedbysandwiches

      Huh? Where is she? Seems like a conspiracy theory to me

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      • S0UNDS_WEIRD

        I saw the proof with my own eyes.

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  • Correction

    So do we all agree that OP is John Hinkley Jr.?

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD

      No there was actually a whole thing behind this. Super long story.

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      • Correction

        It’s going to blow your mind when you find out who John Hinkley Jr. is and how long his story is.

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        • S0UNDS_WEIRD

          Haha. I know who he is. I know a creepy amount about killers and would-be killers. I'm just saying there was very substantial proof that Jodie Foster was here.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Well that’s an internet rabbit hole I didn’t need before bed...

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  • stopghostbanningmenonnie

    Send her my way

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  • Meowypowers

    My friend or mother fuckin Jodie Foster?

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    • BlackPeople

      Mother fuckin'Jodie Foster, the greatest actress of all time.

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  • BlackPeople

    https://i.postimg.cc/wjwzCTtf/IMG-20210618-WA0003.jpg

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    • Oh looky here

      There's not one single gd mf on this site who doesnt know YOU are jodie foster

      Pretending to be an elderly back man is expectedly not above you jodie

      And I'm just gonna leave this here

      https://www.azquotes.com/quote/630545

      Bird kicker mf. Get a life Jodie foster

      Contact is a subpar movie

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      • Jodie's looking pretty old herself. I wouldn't mind giving her a few kicks myself now

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        • BlackPeople

          NO SHE'S NOT!!! AND THIS IS TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT!!!

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          • She does though. You can tell by how she puts her makeup on. She's grey and wrinkly under that porcelain foundation

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            • BlackPeople

              Would that be all that matters? What about all her accomplishments? Did you know someone tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to prove his love to her and she wouldn't even mention his name so she didn't reward him? She set that trend. Have you even seen Contact? Is Contact grey and wrinkly too or is it the greatest movie of all time and immortal? She's often considered the greatest actress of all time. That's what's important. Even Jodie Foster hasn't figured Jodie Foster out.

              Besides even if that mattered I met Jodie Foster and I was like "you're beautiful" and she was "thanks I'm not wearing makeup" and I was like "no way you look just the same as you did in Contact" and she was like "yeah that's what every single person says".

              So basically you're wrong, young man.

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      • BlackPeople

        As a black man trying to make it in this world, I am not Jodie Foster. All the signs might clearly point toward me being that amazing actress, but in reality I was joking.

        Look here, young lady, Contact is considered one of the best movies ever made. You hear me? One of the best movies ever made. Let's talk about Contact. Here are some quotes.

        "Contact is a film that takes place at the intersection of science, politics and faith."

        "Contact is the best space movie ever made."

        Let's talk about Jodie Foster.

        "Quite possibly the greatest actress of all time."

        "It's 2021 and even Jodie Foster hasn't figured out Jodie Foster."

        Did you read that one, young lady? That's how complex they're saying Jodie Foster is.

        As for the bird thing, that's completely out of context. That's not how I said it at fucking all.

        Jodie Foster could play a better black man than I could, and I'm a black man.

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    • AS JODIE FOSTER TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THIS MF WORLD MF

      Like take your jump rope off a bridge mf

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      • BlackPeople

        LOOK JODIE FOSTER IS TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THIS WORLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH AND WHAT SHE'S STILL GOING THROUGH AND IF SHE FOUND SOLACE IN THIS SMALL SITE AND I'M NOT JODIE FOSTER BUT IF I WAS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?

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        • Grunewald

          This comment wins the 'made me smile while surrounded by people on public transport' award.

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