Is it normal that it's new years eve and i'll be at home alone fapping

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....and playing Assassins Creed IV on PS4 (I just got one and it felt great:)

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Based on 147 votes (123 yes)
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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Your happiness is based on a video game console? You must live such a rich and fulfilling life.

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    • R123dave
      10 years ago

      fuck you, life is painful, games are an escape

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        Do I know you? Do I care? No. So zip it pansy. Fuck you and your escape. Read a book motherfucker.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      I fell in love with a hooker, I fap over MILF porn, I get drunk watch "the breakfast club" and cry, I had a kid with a lesbian, I do part time work in an illegal brothel, I'm a nurse, I got a Nutri Bullet for Christmas, I once had dinner at The Rock Pool (a fancy restaurant in Sydney) with a hot 49 year old millionaire who i fucked and I once got sucked off by a woman in an alley way in East StKilda in exchange for a packet of smokes and a slurpee from the 7 11.

      It is a Bitter Sweet Synphony (I also can't spell good)

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        What part of Aus are you from anyway. p.s. that wasn't a woman in St. Kilda, twas a beach penguin.

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        • handsignals
          10 years ago

          You know were I live, in Sarah Palin's basement, remember:)

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        • handsignals
          10 years ago

          Sometimes I look at suicide statistics and think shouldn't I be one of those guy's.

          Everyday the same a parade of blank faces the cold indifference of the rock...

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      • Anime7
        10 years ago

        You sound like a more realistic Barny Stenson from How I Met Your Mother. That's a compliment by the way.

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Cool, I want a Nutrition Bullet.

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        • handsignals
          10 years ago

          "Nutribullet" They are great, I'm totally going to back into shape this year.

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          • RoseIsabella
            10 years ago

            Have you ever done a master cleanse? I wanna try that this year.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    The PS4 is the perfect reason to masturbate. Play on!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I was at home babysitting :P yours sounds better than mine! Only I got a hundred dollars out of the deal, so perhaps we are even.

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  • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy
    10 years ago

    Why won't they let you play ps3, ps2, and ps1 games on the ps4? Those bastards at Sony!

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      I know right, I'm still havin fun with GTA V.

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