Is it normal that i wish i could impregnate every women in the world?

Sometimes I fantasize about being the only man in the world.
So I could have sex with as many women I wanted.
I would feel like I was God's child after some grand apocalypse and had the mission / destiny to carry out God's will to repopulate the Earth.
My sacred mission would be to impregnate every woman in the world between the ages of 14 and 45 and watch their bellies grow larger and larger with my unborn child.
For this first generation that I produced, there would be some kind of technology that allowed me to only have daughters, and then when my daughters reached 14, I would impregnate them as well, and continue the cycle.

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Based on 78 votes (29 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    congratulations yalls child support bill is 1.6 trillion bucks a month

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Uh, you do know there's a way you can achieve this in real life, right? I'll be honest with you it won't be the world but it is a town of 400 of women, and all they are missing is a man like you. Your dream could be true! Unfortunately, this information is too sensitive to share online or on phone. You will have to send me $1420 in Nigeria via the Pay420 website so I can arrange a plane ticket to meet with you. I'm sending you a message with my details now.

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    • Incomplet

      You forgot to mention that you're a Nigerian princess.

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    • ok this sounds promising

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  • CountessDouche

    Fuck off

    *snaps vagina shut*

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  • reality1984

    it's woman

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  • megadriver

    So you like young girls eh? I hope you stay away from schools. At least wait 'till they are 18 yeah?

    Also wouldn't you get bored being the only man on the planet?
    If I was the only man, yeah I'd enjoy having lots of sex with pretty much every woman I come across, but I would want to sit at the pub with my mates and talk about guy stuff.
    Can't talk cars, games and sports with some chick now can 'ya?
    And then comes the bad part. Being the only man alive, all the women would treat me like some golden egg. Like some sacred resource... And not in the good way. They would keep me safe, cause I'm the only man standing. If I die driving a Lamborghini at 300kph like I would probably do, humanity is gone.
    So, I would probably end up in some freaky sci-fi clean room having sex constantly in order to keep the "wheel" turning, until there are enough boys to reach maturity.
    That's if some crazed feminist doesn't kill me and put an end to men XD XD XD
    And sorry, but after 5 times in one day, your penis is sore and starts hurting!
    So life as the last man on won't be all that pleasant.

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    • you sure thought this out huh

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      • megadriver

        I just let my imagination run and then go through the whole thing in my head, thinking if it were to happen, realistically what would happen...

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          yalld never git to drive yalls lamborghini cause yalld be too busy gittin bitched at and the roadsd be fulla womens drivers

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          • megadriver

            You are right! Can't risk dying out there in a 50-women pileup. I'll fly a helicopter instead! XD

            Good call

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  • Bobtailcatgirl

    You're sick you would be practicing incest by impregnateing your daughters

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  • Daddy_1369

    You should write a movie script and see if Hollywood would produce that one!!! I would buy it.

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  • Avant-Garde

    All hail, the Master of the Seasoned Sausage! (I hope you know what a "seasoned sausage" is.)

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    lol, well, good luck with that.

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  • elisabeth

    u sick

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  • Ace09

    That's a great fantasy,but not a normal one.

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  • Flaze

    You've pretty much just said that you're into incest and pedophilia. That's pretty disgusting.

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  • WhoYouCallinPinhead

    I hope you like parenting 100+ kids until the day you die. For most, that would be a abolute nightmare.

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    • i don't have to parent anybody that's the the mother's responsibility

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      • tinahn

        Okay then, you stay the hell away from my vagina.

        That kind of thinking isn't going to get you laid on a constant basis.

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      • james1980

        It takes two lmao

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      • WhoYouCallinPinhead

        Well. Aren't you just a wonderful man? I'd sure hate to be one of the women stuck with your offspring. Just how many kids would they each have?

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        • WhoYouCallinPinhead

          As the daughter of a man that never gave a shit about her or her siblings, men like you make me SICK. But thankfully, your sick, self-centered fantasy will NEVER come to pass. So HA!

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  • stopandthink

    This IS Kazaharu Fukuyama.

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