Is it normal that i want my mrs to grow a 1970’s bush below?

It’s costing me a bloody fortune in bribes at the moment!! I’ve a lovely black cat that’s a bit bushy and I do enjoy stroking it... so me being me I thought I could synthesise that lovely feeling by getting the mrs to grow a good thatch so when the cat ain’t there I can still have that same fluffy experience!!
Well let’s be frank here.. pussy hair and pussy hair ain’t the same.. for one a cat hair would never get stuck between your teeth...

Is It Normal?
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