Is it normal that i want my male friends to compete for my friendship?

I am a male and I have two close male friends. Their personalities are very similar. They look alike, same height, same looking face, feet and their toes are identical. Their junks are same size. They don't get along at all, and I want them to compete to get my friendship. Specifically, I want them to compete in dancing, wrestling, racing, fight, etc.
But both avoid each other and are afraid of losing in the competition.
Is it normal situation? Does this situation have a meaning?

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Based on 80 votes (17 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    its a good ole fashion gay off

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  • gorillaphant

    Ego much

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    This situation doesn't have a meaning. It's just a fantasy that will most likely never come true.

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  • dom180

    Why do you think your friendship is worth that much to either of them?

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  • Maere

    "But both avoid each other and are afraid of losing in the competition." Translated to the most likely truth: "Both avoid each other because they just don't like each other and won't 'compete' because they don't value your 'friendship' that much."

    "Is it normal situation?" Of fucking course not.

    "Does this situation have a meaning?" Yeah. It means you're an arrogant little fuck.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Basically you want the two gallant knights to fight for the hand of you, the fair maiden.

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  • Energy

    Wat

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  • RoseIsabella

    In my humble opinion, it means you have low self confidence and self confidence, therefore you wish to be validated by means of this fantasy of competition for your attention and affections. Sadly these sort of egotistical wishes will most likely do nothing for you except waste your time as most self respecting people wouldn't want to participate in such competitions as they would find it degrading to themselves.

    You would serve yourself best to abandon these thoughts and seek validation through other healthier means. Instead of asking others to do for you why not volunteer your services to a charity and help those in need? True self esteem comes from performing esteemable acts not egotistical pretend time fantasies.

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