Look, the answer is simple. Steal the dude's jizz sock from under his bed, rehydrate your man's love juice by chewing the sock for a while, insert into lady parts and voila, you're now pregnant with this guy's offspring and you didn't even have to touch him
IIN that I want my friend to impregnate me?
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Look, the answer is simple. Steal the dude's jizz sock from under his bed, rehydrate your man's love juice by chewing the sock for a while, insert into lady parts and voila, you're now pregnant with this guy's offspring and you didn't even have to touch him